Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,770 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Ethics anyone?
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/200 points)
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/26 (40/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19